Dear Universe:

How is it that spider goats have come up in conversation multiple times in the last 3 days?

Perhaps because they are conversation worthy? Goats. Big goats that have genetic material from silk spinning spiders spliced into their own sequence. You know. The usual.

Let’s take it a step past this idea.

How about we take the silk protein from our spider goats and implant it into human skin to see if we can make a bullet proof human? Yes, sir.

I love me some science, but I am going to go back to watching the tube for the night.

I love goats (despite their devil eyes). I love spiders (they work hard).

But, stop messing with me.