Dear Maison Plastique:

I sometime use the phrase “It tastes like candy!” to convince my toddler to eat something new. It is often a true statement, although a bit backwards. I feel like grapes most likely preceded candy, but that is a technicality really.

YOU taste like candy. I know it. But, I feel like I should visit you just to make sure. I will bring a small army of girlfriends to confirm my results. Accuracy is key.


Your truly,