Dear house:

We have had an interesting relationship, you and I. I know I have said mean things to you in the past. But you know that you deserved it. All those nasty little surprises.

But, I think we have improved one another in the long run. You look fabulous, (mostly). And, I feel accomplished and have become a heck of a lot more patient. And, poor. But, whatever.

I hope you appreciate that in all our projects with you, we never did this sort of work:

Love,

Your Care Taker

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