If you are not reading Dooce.com, please consider this:

  • I guess I should say, that one time we slept in so late since our other child has decided that days now begin at 5 AM. Read that again: FIVE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING. You want to know why? Because she thinks a leprechaun is tapping on her window.

It is too bad that my Mom and Dooce didn’t parent at the same time. Mom could compare the Tap-Tap-Tapping Leprechaun to my Web Slinging 10-Inch-Wide Purple Spider that lived in my doll house as a child.
Sincerely,
P Dawg
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