Dear A8 Driver:

Why are you driving 45mph on the highway? You are at the command of a beautiful machine. You are in the passing lane being passed by lessor vehicles. I love my car but sometimes I pretend my car is an Audi A8. Just for kicks. *sigh*
passes on the right which I loath —
Oh. I see you are crowding that Carrera trying to force it to get into the slow lane. I understand now.
That SportWagen